Find out which of these #RuinABand tweets hit the top of the charts on tonight’s new @midnight.
dis make-a me laff!!!!!
These are pretty funny, but a lot of these bands were ruined long before these jokes, so I see the modifications as improvements.
1- Guns n George Zimmerman wouldn’t be much if a difference. From what I have read, Axl’s politics align closely with that bigot, so this is a fairer warning.
2- I would hire CSN&Y attorneys at law. Mostly to keep them from making any new albums.
3- I would rather know that a sex offender lives 3 Doors Down than listen to that band.
4- Having no gout is better than listening to No Doubt. To be fair I’d rather not have gout than listen to any band. Come to think of it, I’d rather have gout than listen to No Doubt.
5- Boys II Menstration would be a miracle of science that may allow men to bear children.
6- Unlike most, I hate s’mores, so Faith No S’mores is better than a loss of faith.
7- If it rained Menudo, they probably wouldn’t survive. Win.
8- Run DMC-Section. Don’t dis Daryl Mac. C-Sections save lives.
9- I’m tired of my current sleazy hookup options, so a New Found Glory Hole could only be an improvement.
10- In general, I like the Costco better than the disco, so things are looking up with Panic At The Costco.